Dear Patriot Tears

According to the Daily Mail, via the website FJuice (click for a great GIF of Gisele modeling/knocked up):

"Gisele Bundchen and her new husband Tom Brady haven’t wasted any time following their February wedding - the supermodel is reportedly already pregnant."

Dear Patriot Tears

You are screwed! Zoolander has had it easy so far because kiddo#1 is living on the West Coast with mommy far away from daddy. But I'm here to tell you that the record breaking offense of 2007 is a relic of the past. Henceforth, Tom Terrific will be operating on very little sleep during valuable game-planning preparations thus leading to extraordinary inefficiencies in their Death Star offense.

Those little rascals are demanding and tiring!!! Is Tom ready to redefine his existence as a human Kleenex...... a means to an end for an endlessly runny infant's nose during the bitter northeastern winter months? If so, New England, you're doomed!

Of course, Tom could become an absentee father, utilize their overflowing funds on a nanny....and be well rested for 2009......what say you, History?

Merriman and Brady Sightings

Shawne Merriman, during his knee rehabilitation, has been spotted on the sideline shouting words of encouragement to his struggling teammates.

He has also contributed to the community by taking part in the annual Chargers' Blood Drive.

Tom Brady has been perfecting his Le Tigre and Blue Steel signature poses for his post NFL career:

Well the Le Tigre is kind of fruity but his Blue Steel (below) is very solid. Giselle ,without doubt, has raised the bar for Tom.

It's good to see Zoolander so consumed with helping Scott Cassel lead the Patriots back to the playoffs. Their last home game, against the J-E-T-S, saw an honorary tribute to retiring Patriot Troy Brown (the same Troy Brown who stripped Marlon McCree on 1/14/07 propelling the Pats to the AFC Championship game).....where was Tom? Dude is weird.

Dear Dean and AJ:

Shawne Merriman is the straw that stirs the drink. He's not only the best defender he's the heart and soul of the team. Don't let him walk in 2010.