Troy Baldamalu

Enough of the Messianic figure roaming the secondary, disrupting and raining down hellfire on mere mortals.

We have taken his beard. We have taken his hair. All that remains is a shell of a smiley Samoan. Man's chances have improved...

Providence visits not in the form of long haired bearded prophets but from the heavens itself...bolts of lightening!




Chargers 20 Steelers 17...



~Blue Ballzed...again

What's for Breakfast? Scrambled Brains and Roethlisberger

Concussions lead to the looney bin...,"Put me in Coach, I know I can do it..."

The health of Big Ben will be key. Can we hit him, hard, early, and often? It goes without saying, but we will position ourselves as Captain Obvious, by calling it a Key to the game.

~Blue Ballzed...again

Defensive Player of The Year ~ #92

James Harrison, the 2008 D.P.O.Y, is coming for the Chargers this Sunday...and he's feelin' sexy!

Hey!.....Marcus McNeil! Better be protectin' Phillip's backside or we don't stand a chance! Don't let the D.P.O.Y violate us.


~ Blue Ballzed...again

"One-in-a-Row" Part III of a Three Part Series:The Slaying of Little Hillbilly

The improbable is here. Back on December 8th we asked for three consecutive Charger Wins coupled with three consecutive Bronco Losses....and here we are on the Verge of yet another AFC West Title. We control our own Destiny. Without further adieu let's go to some Sage Advice...

The HTP Sages suggest the following points to remember for those who are pessimistic about the Chargers' chances...

1. Karma. To restore balance in the universe, the wrongs of Hochuli must be avenged thus setting us on the right path.
2. The Little Hillbilly/Jay Chokler Voodoo Doll is in play. To achieve karma, in the Tibetan Buddhist sense, using other means (Voodoo) is completely acceptable...(probably not....editors discretion to "play" with various world views). Cutler will have furious arm and leg issues today...in addition to a furious headache leading to myriad poor decision making.
   

3. Shanahan's Lucky Charms vanished after their second Super Bowl run in '99...

No more Malarkey or Shenanigans from Shanahan

A last piece of Sage Advice from the Lama and Alba: Dress warm. The Prime Time Lights may be on but it's supposed to be 43 degrees. Enjoy...

-HTP Spiritual Advisers

Wish List for December 28th, 2008....

New England Patriot Win
Miami Dolphin Win
New York Jet Loss
Baltimore Raven Win
San Diego Charger Win
Denver Bronco Loss

What do the following scenarios mean to us? For one it means that the Chargers are the AFC West Champs and get a home playoff game against the Indianapolis Colts....

It also means that the Broncos will have achieved the biggest collapse (3 game lead with 3 to play) since conferences moved to a division format....haaaaaa....haaaaa....haaaaa.....

It will be nice to lessen the Brett Favre Drama...Just go back to Mississippi!

But also of extreme gratification will be the New England Patriots finishing with an outstanding 11-5 record....only to miss the playoffs....maybe our regular season meeting wasn't just a "meaningless regular season game"......ENJOY!