1.Who is this man? a. Oakland Raider coach Tom Cable b. Mr. Creamy Vanilla "T" c. Cholla, Fearless Leader of The Black Widows d. One of our Founding Fathers e. The same a-hole featured in the post below (scroll down for a-hole-douche-baggery)
I open up the UT and what do I see.....Cholla! I hear his righteous proclamations in my sleep and now I have to read his opinions in the Sports section....
“It's a crazy time in this division,” Oakland Raiders coach Cholla Cable said Tuesday at the NFL owners' meetings.
Its only crazy because of that kid up in Denver, and by "kid" I mean McDaniels....Cutler is the "Crybaby". Yea real crazy! The only thing crazier would be that lard ass QB in Oakland developing some game.
Nice. Real Nice Cholla! The least you could have done was get some Black Widows slapped on the side of that Silver n' Black helmet. You useless C@#T!
For more about Cholla and how consistent the Chargers are:
There's some good stuff on Aztec ace Stephen Strasburg over at 619 Sports. Craig Elsten is calling for the head of DC area writer Thomas Boswell. The charge....Blasphemy! [619 Sports]
Editor's Note: Apologies for the randomness of the Cholla reference..there are a select few who will understand. To attain enlightenment the following may provide it for you....... but probably not.....funny none the less.
Ed Reed versus Dr. Harry Edwards in the battle for facial hair superiority.
The fact that Ed Reed looks like a a cool Ex-Black Panther/Future Berkley Sociology Professor with his facial awesomeness is not enough for us to choose the Ravens this weekend....
Baltimore Ravens.....Highly Unpalatable.....They're a decade old, already have a Championship and they wear purple...No Dice.
Philadelphia Eagles....Moderately Unpalatable.....They won the World Series last season, their QB doesn't know the OT rules and Cholla is from Philadelphia.
Pittsburgh Steelers....Slightly Unpalatable.....They beat us last week and have won approximately 44% of all Superbowls played...another re-run.....Polamalu is from SC, though.
Arizona Cardinals.....A Slice of Ginger after a Spicy Meal.... Representing the West. Representing God (Kurt Warner). Training camped in our College town where I once rode my Trek through a coaches huddle in front of the School of Business.....a huddle which centered around D-Line Coach, Mean Joe Greene. Zuhlke is a fan. Go Cardinals.
SO.....
We said all week that there would be no football viewing this weekend with the Chargers having been eliminated. Alas, who are we kidding, it's January---when football is best! However we can't be bothered to do an extensive write-up so we will link you to some good stuff we have read this week.
The Legend of Cecilio Guante---A post on the four assassins who man the Centerfield for the final 4. An excellent post with good video footage. We think Berman and the boys stole the story because we saw it this morning on ESPN....Click here.
DCSteeler Nation---Pittsburgh Point of View/Baltimore Raven Hate....Click here.
Deadspin----Will Leitch Answers questions about the team with the fewest fans...Click here.
I got nuthin' on the Eagles. If you care..... go find it....it's out there.
Friend of the Blog,"Yes I am Serious . And stop calling me Shirley", points out that Oakland Raider Head Coach Tom Cable....
....is a dead ringer for Friend of the Blog, Cholla.
Or is Cholla, Biker Gang Leader of the Pacoima Black Widdows, moonlighting as interim coach of the Raiders? He has been off the radar and his diminished skill set would seem to fit that of a Raider employee...
