Dear Patriot Tears #29

"Brett Farve sucks. Always has, except for his first year in 87 when he beat the pats. He's not a gamer. He always throws interceptions in important games. He always tries to force the ball. He has no brain. No smarts for the game. He's not a "Wrangler" guy. He's a dickhead in real life. Why people have loved this guy is a complete mystery to me. I hope he never gets in the hall of fame. Brett is a loser forever and a disgrace to football. A disgrace to the Jets. A disgrace to the Green Bay Packers and a did I mention a dick head in real life? Stuck up ass."

Posted by TJ December 28, 08 07:48 PM

Dear Patriot Tears

Oh, where to begin, TJ:

• Favre beat the Pats in the Superbowl XXXI....played in '97 not '87.
• It was not Brett Favre's first season.
• Merriam-Webster Definition of 'Gamer'--Someone who plays in spite of injuries.
  
• "He's not a 'Wrangler' guy. He's a dickhead....." Doesn't wearing Wranglers make you a dickhead?
• You'll be wasting your time hoping Favre misses out on the Hall of Fame....of course I hoped a lot during Christmas of '85 and a Skateboard miraculously showed up....heck, give it a go!
• Yes. You did mention he was a dickhead in real life....
• Did we mention that Jets/Favre tears = Pussycat Dolls?

Dear Patriot Tears #25

"Brett, throw and pray, Favre, strikes again."

Posted by -nyys December 28, 08 07:47 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

More Favre.......wash away your tears with the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls.

Remember, Patriot Fan....every time you cry about Favre and the Jets you get the Pussycat Dolls. Consoling aren't they?

Dear Patriot Tears #22

"AS IF I DIDN'T ALREADY HATE THE JETS ENOUGH... What a disappointment. The fact that the Pats' chances for a post season came down to the final week says a lot about their character and will to win. At least the Jets are out too, even though that is a small consolation."

Posted by Jed1967 December 28, 08 07:46 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

Let's call a time out.....nearly everyone of these tears was shed after the Jets/Favre blew it and the Pats were eliminated which means there will be a lot of Jet/Favre material as part of this segment. Since the most hate was directed at the Favre led Jets so it seemed necessary to go to an internet gallery and obtain as many Brett Favre pictures as possible.......which brings us to the Pussycat Dolls. In the margin of the particular gallery we were scanning we saw the aforementioned Dolls in some sort of advertisement and came to the following conclusion: Tears about The Jets/Brett Favre= Images of the Pussycat Dolls. This will serve two purposes for We:

1. Myriad Jet/Favre tears will at least be accompanied by a nice picture.
2. WE will see how long WE can go with looking at this girl group yet remain completely oblivious to any member outside of the lead singer.....seriously.....if I was mugged by any of the other 5 members (I had to scroll up and look at the picture because I was sure that there was only 4 other members...wow...blinders!) and got a perfect look at their faces I absolutely would not be able to identify them as members of The Pussycat Dolls. Yes, the lead singer is that Hot....
   

Perhaps the pictures will make the tears more tolerable....perhaps not. I managed to miss the deadline for my NFL pool 3 times this season so it shouldn't be long here before I miss a day...take solace in that.

Dear Patriot Tears #21

"I hate Brett Fav-re with every ounce of my being. At no point in that game did I think the Jets could win. All Fav-re has been is a decent QB for a long time. Far from one of the greatest as many people think. In fact, he is one of the most overrated of all time. Whenever there is an important game he either chokes or sucks. That being said, thanks Pats for putting on a great show all year. It's been fun."

Posted by I hate the Jets December 28, 08 07:45 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

Oh how I pine for the day that this segment will end. I beg of you God.....please bring the Patriot, Brett Favre rants to an end......why have you forsaken me?

Dear Patriot Tears #20

"just lost the wrong games...as Belichick always says it is the divisional and conference games that matter the most. Great season despite not making the playoffs...they will need to franchise Cassel with Brady's future in doubt for the beginning of 09.

Farve is sooooooooooooooooooooo overrated. Why anyone would say he is a top 5 or even top 10 QB is beyond me. In the clutch the last 5 years he is aweful The picks today is a symbol of who is really is."

Posted by Mark December 28, 08 07:45 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

Favre is overrated. That being said, it must be all the more painful to reflect on the outcome of Super Bowl XXXI.....of course, you probably weren't a fan then anyway. Happy MLK day.

Dear Patriot Tears #19

"9 minutes to go in game, Jets down by 7points and camera pans to Brett Favre, arms crossed. He had given up. Way to go Brett!!! 9 minutes left...."

Posted by Chewbacca December 28, 08 07:45 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

An expert on Body language! Arms crossed=Given up!

Chewbacca......are you the little blond body language expert Bill O'Reilly has on The Factor a couple times a week? Great analysis...if you aren't that blond, I would contemplate a career change. J-E-T-S, JETS, JET, JETS.....

Editor's note:
O'Reilly picture comes from his days at Inside Edition. This picture of Bill is one in which he is throwing a hissy fit and shedding a tear....thought it to be perfect for this post.

Dear Patriot Tears #12

"Couldn't Favre have thrown a couple more gimme picks early in the game to take the suspense out of things? I feel like my whole afternoon was wasted watching that horror show. Too bad the Pats didn't squeeze out another win along the way - - it would have been fun to watch Mangini's sour-puss face on the sidelines if we hadn't needed the Jets to win today. Go B's - - Go C's."

Posted by BWR December 28, 08 07:44 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

Here we go with Brett Favre again....I knew it was wise to go out and get some Wrangler images. To that end, I'm glad your afternoon was ruined! Fuck your tears and all of the Brett Favre crap...HE BEAT YOUR TEAM DURING THE SEASON! Boo-frickin-hoo! I hope this afternoon is ruined for you too...enjoy your snow storm!

Dear Patriot Tears #9

"That Wrangler jeans commercial ought to show Favre heaving INTs to his relatives. Wrangler: Real. Comfortable. Picks."

Posted by Hawkeye December 28, 08 07:42 PM

Dear Patriot Tears,

Did Favre have any Picks back in the '96 Season Superbowl? Honestly, I don't remember. Just know you lost that one.