The Mope Goes To Da Bears

"To acquire Cutler, the Bears had to give up quarterback Kyle Orton and first-round picks in 2009 and 2010, a source said.
To complete the trade, the Broncos had to give back a third-round pick in 2009."

Espn's John Clayton

The Denver Mope (aka The Little Hillbilly) has been dealt to the Windy City. Bear Down Chicago Bears! You've just received a 12 year old girl to act as the franchise's Field General.

Cutler Going To Bears
[Espn.com-John Clayton]

Editor's Note:
(10:30pm) The Denver Post reports that the trade breaks down as follows:
Denver Gets:

• QB Kyle Orton
• 1st rounder 2009
• 3rd rounder 2009
• 1st rounder 2010

Chicago Gets:

• QB Jay Cutler
• 5th rounder 2009

Broncos happy with Cutler deal
[Denver Post-Mike Klis]

This Is The End: March 15th Round-up

This week was weird...

So LT is staying and the Chargers avoid having to take a RB in the 1st round....hopefully.

Bleacher Bums have on-air meltdown. We laugh, cringe and begin organizing boycotts. Enjoy the photo-shop by Blue in the upper right hand corner. That is your "Un-official" complaint link for the Bums. If they're on air tomorrow....Chicago On A Bun will see a lot more of these:

To whom it may concern:

I have long been a visitor to Di Crescenzos in Rancho Bernardo. Since the change in ownership (to Chicago on a Bun) I have continued to visit your store because, as someone who was born in Chicago, I find the food fantastic. Therefore it pains me to say that I will no longer be giving you my patronage due to your sponsorship of the Bleacher Bums on XX1090.

I am a SAN DIEGO sports fan. Not JUST a fan but a SAN DIEGO sports fan and that is an important distinction to make. I feel as though I am being berated by both Jordan and Earl for simply being from San Diego and following teams that unfortunately lack a winning tradition. As most San Diegans (including myself) are transplants to America's Finest City, I find no problem with the fact that Jordan and Earl hail from other parts of the country. Nor is it an issue that they are both critical of San Diego teams: All good fans should expect a lot of their teams and hold management accountable. I cringe but can live with their inaccurate dissemination of information because I do a fair amount of reading on my own. The issue at hand however, is simply a case of decency towards people who choose to call San Diego home. When someone chooses to go on the air and yell at San Diegans, proclaiming that we, "suck"......there will be repercussions.

Who will pay the price for the indiscretions of the Bleacher Bums? Because XX1090 believes that pawning off a defective product on its consumers is a sound business practice there is only one group to make accountable. I believe that Chicago on a Bun falls within the purview of that group: sponsorship.

My intention is to mobilize support for a boycott of your stores if you continue to run any type of sponsorship with XX1090 and the Bleacher Bums radio program. I will allow you to make the choice during these difficult economic times and this shall remain confidential until I receive word from you.

In the mean time I invite you to view the following link. There are only 44 comments but my software tells me that over 1800 people viewed the post....not one person felt inclined to leave a positive piece of feedback regarding the Bleacher Bums' program. Now if I actually made an effort to consolidate all of the dissatisfied XX1090 listeners, I can promise that you will feel the affects.

In the end this is your choice: do you feel that San Diegans are apathetic and will choose to sit pat or are you worried about the economic viability of your restaurant and your ability to continue to profit and provide employment?

Sincerely

A Concerned San Diegan

If everyone follows suit with a committed effort to make sponsorship pay we should be free of this horrible broadcasting burden. The grassroots effort begins with you...

You all were apprised of the Holy Trinity Polling: Alba a close 2% second to Biel in Extra Mustard's Hottest Jessica Poll......the gap did not close. We refuse to believe you are apathetic so we'll applaud your taste in another fine Jessica named Biel.
[Here is where we link to ourself because its that good of a post]

SDSU has a great week in baseball sweeping UNLV. I get shut out of Friday Strasburg start when parking garage refuses to take my $20 bill....something about only accepting ones and fives. Alternative neighborhood street parking is also uncooperative.....no parking until 7pm....I drive home and listen to SS, K the first seven batters he faces. At least it was on the radio...
[619 Sports]

That is what you know....here's what you might not know:

Jay Cutler has gone crazy. He's selling house in Denver. Parents are selling house in Denver. The city of Denver is unhappy with boy and his bad haircut.
[Denver Post]

Former NFL RB, Travis Henry, is in prison for a coke bust, is flat broke, and owes child support.....for his nine kids....by nine different women. The next time your life gives you lemons...forget the lemonade and ponder the plight of Travis Henry.
[Denver Post]

The United States beat the Netherlands, 9-3, to stay alive in the World Baseball Classic. Played in Miami, 157 people watched it all unfold. What a terrible baseball city yet they have two World Series Championships.......ahhhh, the torture.
[SD-Union Tribune (AP)]

There's a lot of other stuff that happened too but as far as I'm concerned its the end of the week as we know it...

More Bad HairCutler

Difficult not to empathize with Denver Bronco fan. Here they are dealing with an issue we are all too familiar with: Upper management "disrespecting" a star player...... now on the verge of losing that player. Difficult not to empathize.....except it's the Little Hillbilly, Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler is a strong armed douche-bag but that's not how a local Denver broadcaster describes him: listen to an excerpt from the Dan Patrick show and initiate hysterical laughter...

[Awful Announcing]

We just find that perversely enjoyable to listen to....over....and over.....maybe the media will start looking at his role in the Phillip Rivers sideline jawing match. Kid's a head-case but please keep him around....he's way entertaining.

For more analysis of "a little Bitch"...click away

[Denver Post: Woody Paige]

• Paige: Avoid a wreck at all costs

[Denver Post: Jim Armstrong]

• There's no hiding for McHoodie

[SD Union-Trib: Tim Sullivan]

• Bronco's Cutler needs to realize that everyone is expendable

Editor's Note:
Blue Ballz said that the audio was lifted from YouTube (and I cannot access YouTube at my undisclosed location) if this is so.....and you want to hear it:

1. Click: Awful Announcing
2. Click: Dan Patrick Today
3. Audio pops up...fast forward to about 1/4 way through the meter
   

Behind The Bad Hair CUTler

As Many of you have heard by now, there is a little ruffling of feathers going on here in Donkey Land.

actions only being comparable to one who played quarterback before him. That being The comments have gone as far as Chokler'sCryin Leaf. Yes, you heard me correctly, the despicable name of Leaf yet again has been muttered. However, I must say it truly sounds good when it is involving someone like Chokler, or should we return to his real name CUTler. For being the little bitch we all knew he is......we'll stick to the God given spelling: CUTler...and hope to see the axe get wielded.

Apparently Matt Cassel was the name McDaniels (Former and Current Cheater), coach of the Donkeys was after. CUTler getting word of this has taken a stand,

"They want me to come talk to them, but I am not going to."

What the hell is that! This is the NFL we are talking about, not the likes of Barbie's Big Adventure. These actions can only be described as mirroring that of a little girl. I am amazed that anyone is willing to put up with these actions. Crying CUTler will hopefully make this big enough to rid Charger Fans of our horrible memories of "Cryin Leaf".....we shall pass the baton to the Donkey Fans and "Crying CUTler".

One quote on the radio today pretty much summed it up. "Jay is a boy with a bad haircut, why would you expect anything less."

As this evening progressed a trade to Detroit is what is looking most realistic for CUTler. This will send CUTler and T.E. Scheffler to Detroit for something like a 4th round pick. Not sure what the Donkeys would really be getting in return, but that sounds about right, wouldn't you say.

Moving on the Sand Cassel now presiding in Kansas City. What Kansas City doesn't understand is that their quarterback is the least of their issues. They are the worst team in football, only behind the likes of the Detroit Lions. On the bright side, there is nothing like seeing a Hatriot twice a year, especially when that Sand Cassel will be washed away by the San Diego waves. I am looking forward to the BOLTS D taking their frustration and hatred out on this Hatriot as we give him a San Diego welcome next year when he arrives at Jack Murphy (Q).

What an eventful way for this March to begin.

Bulletin to AJ SMITH. We DO need a Hall of Fame Back.

Get LT's contract solidified and don't take a moment to allow our beloved BOLTS to deal with any more of this soap opera drama. Instead take care of what needs to be done!

That's what I have for now Chief.... will keep a close eye on the local news and look to contribute a bit more. Have not got into Spring Training yet, and will be dropping some emails on the Pads in the near future. Jake sure looked good today in the three innings he pitched.

Hope all is good there.

GO BOLTS / GO PADS

Charger Fan in Donkey Land
(sent Sunday Evening 3/1/09)

Wild Card Playoff Game: Bolts 'N Colts

Blame Chargers.com for the Logo Flip...For Fuck Sake

The Chargers are underdogs but the spread is low. Pundits like Jay Cutler say that the Colts will have an easy time with us. Both teams are on a roll, 4 and 9 game winning streaks. The Colts have Peyton Manning, the 2008 MVP. The Colts Defense has ONLY ALLOWED 6 TD passes this year. How is that possible?

Philip Rivers however, has 2 TDs against that Colt D this year. Neither team is the same as it was when they first met on November 23rd, when the Colts edged the Bolts 23-20...We contend that the Chargers have made the greater progression, though. So what does this mean?

We could sit here and give you the keys to the game:

1. Three step drops by Philip along with quick slant routes could neutralize their speed rush.
2. Utilizing every facet of our rushing attack:LT, Sproles, Hester, Jackson on the reverse, would be wise as the Colt defense is small and rushes keep Peyton off the field.
3. A blind man could tell us that you have to bring the pressure on Manning or he will dissect your D.
4. Or that our D, which has been improving, must improve even more to win.
5. We must have a positive turnover differential.

We could sit here and tell you those things...but we won't! We're not concerned with "cover 2 schemes", "D-line stunts", or even things such as "tackling"! This grid iron vernacular is obsolete!

We concern ourselves only with other worldly powers at work during our games....remember where lightning comes from, people! Remember the advice of the HTP Sages....our goal is to eliminate suffering....we reflected upon their wisdom and surmise that the phenomena we have witnessed is completely unique, specifically the restoration of karmic balance via the Denver Bronco trouncing of last Sabbath....we are mindful of our actions and how they have affected the San Diego Sports Fan Collective. To that end we have concluded that repetition of action will best eliminate suffering...

....thus we bring you the most consistent of Right Actions, in the form of The Manning de Milo Voodoo doll. It's worked the last two weeks with the Voodoo Snowman and The Denver Donkey Voodoo doll: Little Hillbilly Edition so it is imperative that we continue our winning trend. Stevie Wonder said it best, "Very Superstitious...the writing's on the wall!"

We here at HTP are as superstitious as they come! Where do the roots of superstitious dogma begin, you ask? In the bathroom, in front of the mirror, as a teenager...let me qualify this statement, lest you think this thought is in the gutter. Every young man has a cheesy fuzz mustache at one point in his life...and then POOF...he picks up a razor upon realization that he just really doesn't look good. When we (I) had the epiphany, and shaved off the nonsense, we proceeded to plummet into a deep hitting slump that lasted over a two week span....two things occurred to help us realize what went wrong with our swing.

Firstly we connected the origins of the slump to the inaugural shave and decided from there on out a bit of facial hair was ALWAYS necessary....to provide a little luck! Secondly we decided to wholly accept a given high school nickname by purchasing the particular character's image on a t-shirt. Armed with a tad of scruffy facial hair and a Fox television sitcom T-shirt, we proceeded to bust our slump. It is also worth noting that over a season later that same superstitious tandem was in play when We (I) hit a walk-off Grand Slam to lead our HS team to victory...suppose it is also worth noting that the season finished with a .237 batting average...and the pitcher who served up the gopher ball went on to win a World Series MVP award (No Shit!)...it is neither here nor there...our point is superstition.......today:

1. There is hair on the face...
2. The powder blue Charger towel will be covering the baby...
3. Voodoo Doll #3 is in play...
4. We are still conjuring the Sage Duo of Lama/Alba...

Our current playoff superstition is tantamount to the superstition of Hockey players and their Playoff Beards...

DO NOT FUCK WITH WINNING COMBINATIONS PEOPLE!!!

That being said, we have strategically placed Voodoo Pins in both of Manning's knees. We couldn't be bothered to research which one was surgically repaired so we hit up both and we added the ankle for good measure...those pins are designed to induce slips not injury. We like the 2008 MVP.

We also got the ribs, right above the flack jacket and hit up the shoulder for some interception inducing pain (Cromartie needs all the help he can get). There is also one pin in the forehead which is good for one End Zone Interception...

Upon deciding to give this Voodoo Doll a Greek statue twist, Blue Ballzed.... Otra Vez commented, "But AIC...the Venus De Milo, at one time, had arms. Does it make sense to create as such?"
To which we replied, "...who's to say, that in the future, someone won't say the exact same thing about 2008 NFL MVP, Peyton Manning? Did you think about that Blue...?"

...and so it stands! Peyton Manning is a classy guy and so it is fitting that our hex be shown in a respectful manner...an homage, to a timeless statue, and our 1/8th Greek heritage...cheers, Alexandros of Antioch for an inspiration, two millenia in the making.

No injuries Mr. MVP...only a flurry of poor decisions, may you be befuddled by our vicious San Diego winter!

EDITOR'S NOTE:

We wanted to see Jay Cutler knocked out of the game via our Voodoo induced JUJU!

Best T-Shirt of the Week

Forget the Pro-Bowl! Would you want to be a part of a club that would take Brett Favre?

Of the numerous shirts to be had in the Stadium parking lot on game day...with the hijacked logos...stretched out collars...and silly slogans....this diamond in the rough shined like a beacon beyond the overflowing Porta-John.

Over our last four games Phillip Rivers tossed 11 TDs against 1 Int....the audacity of PRivers to show up Pro-Bowl quarterback Jay Cutler/Chokler/Little Hillbilly!

Ah, The Audacity of Hope....Thanks for keeping it going, Phillip.

See the boys at Frightening Lightning to get yours today.

"One-in-a-Row" Part III of a Three Part Series:The Slaying of Little Hillbilly

The improbable is here. Back on December 8th we asked for three consecutive Charger Wins coupled with three consecutive Bronco Losses....and here we are on the Verge of yet another AFC West Title. We control our own Destiny. Without further adieu let's go to some Sage Advice...

The HTP Sages suggest the following points to remember for those who are pessimistic about the Chargers' chances...

1. Karma. To restore balance in the universe, the wrongs of Hochuli must be avenged thus setting us on the right path.
2. The Little Hillbilly/Jay Chokler Voodoo Doll is in play. To achieve karma, in the Tibetan Buddhist sense, using other means (Voodoo) is completely acceptable...(probably not....editors discretion to "play" with various world views). Cutler will have furious arm and leg issues today...in addition to a furious headache leading to myriad poor decision making.
   

3. Shanahan's Lucky Charms vanished after their second Super Bowl run in '99...

No more Malarkey or Shenanigans from Shanahan

A last piece of Sage Advice from the Lama and Alba: Dress warm. The Prime Time Lights may be on but it's supposed to be 43 degrees. Enjoy...

-HTP Spiritual Advisers

Wish List for December 28th, 2008....

New England Patriot Win
Miami Dolphin Win
New York Jet Loss
Baltimore Raven Win
San Diego Charger Win
Denver Bronco Loss

What do the following scenarios mean to us? For one it means that the Chargers are the AFC West Champs and get a home playoff game against the Indianapolis Colts....

It also means that the Broncos will have achieved the biggest collapse (3 game lead with 3 to play) since conferences moved to a division format....haaaaaa....haaaaa....haaaaa.....

It will be nice to lessen the Brett Favre Drama...Just go back to Mississippi!

But also of extreme gratification will be the New England Patriots finishing with an outstanding 11-5 record....only to miss the playoffs....maybe our regular season meeting wasn't just a "meaningless regular season game"......ENJOY!

Kids Around San Diego Rejoice

This Christmas, some kids around San Diego asked for stuffed animals and kitchen sets and others asked for Legos and Guitar Hero....

The only thing STRONGER than my throwing arm....my hair style! Whaddup?

...and then there were those who asked for a Charger Victory against Denver on December 28th. A sure fire way to achieve that wish was to ask Santa for The Denver Donkey Voodoo Doll: Little Hillbilly/Jay Chokler edition.

Are those my insulin needles you little #^&#**$@? Get me off this turf!

The convergence of Christianity and Voodoo: An inclusive place indeed, this America!

Now listen to a little pumpkin pie hair cut owning Denver Donkey QB...



The Genesis of The Little Hillbilly's tears...



Editor's Note:

Former Charger and current ESPN analyst, Marcellus Wiley, is a raging douche bag moron...
"I went to Columbia...let thy speak, forlorn fans of vanquished teams....and please refer to me, your humble commentator, as Dat Dude!" (Believe it or not I don't have the time...please send a link to this statement to that Jagov! What a dick! Tell him to scrap that p.o.s. wanna be gangsta ride he cruises the Gaslamp Quarter in!)

It will be funny when the, "fackin Patriots miss the Gawd Damn play-awwfs with a stellah 11-5 mahhk. Gawd Damn Chahh-juhhs at 8-8! Fackin breaks my hahht.

Mailbag: Questionable Questions...Suspect Answers

The following email came from a litigious Avenger in the city of Angels:

Dear Avenger-In-Chief

Go Bolts! I guess this is the dream situation—or at least the best dream that could’ve come out of this dismal season…

But I’ve been wondering—and I haven’t heard anything up here so I was wondering if they’re talking about it down there—if the Chargers lose to the Broncos, would they still have been the division champs if they had won the first match up? If so, doesn’t that mean that Ed Hochuli would have cost the city of San Diego the playoff money that would’ve come from a postseason? Not to mention the bonuses the players would have received?

-Sword Wielding Avenger in An-ga-leez

Chuck Norris my Ass!...Ed Hochuli is the one who inspires fear.

To which we offered the following assessment:

Thank you for the question, S.W. Avenger in Angaleez.

If we had won the first match-up we'd be 8-7 and they would be 7-8. If they then beat us we would be leveled at 8-8 with the H2H split. We would have won the next tie break which is best division record.

So we are in a position to lose out on playoff money if we lose this weekend...which of course would be due to Ed's negligence...so we have cause if we do the UNTHINKABLE and blow it this weekend! Perhaps Ed's firm can represent us?

Not my area of expertise, so I shall seek additional legal counsel....

We decided to go to our Greater Great Lakes Area Expert On Jurisprudence. He is not barred in California or Colorado but his legal acumen is always spot on. In some circles he's known as "Eye Patch" and others he's just "Your Boy Blue"....in either case, don't let the nickname discourage you from believing in his ability to represent HateThePatriots....

I, Benicio Del Toro,as Dr. Gonzo will serve as the graphic representation of this site's Legal Team

......you should probably be more worried that our barrister in any way resembles that of Hunter S. Thompson's personal lawyer. We will assuage your reservation by noting that he eschews psychedelic drugs for cases of Miller High Life........we are comfortable and accepting of that vice.

Chief,

At first blush it does not seem as though the City of San Diego could sue Ed Hochuli personally. They would have to sue the NFL, the organization he works for, because his actions were a part of his duty for the NFL. Although, if it were discovered that Ed had placed a bet in Vegas on said game, then this would expose him to personal liability because this would be seen as reason and motive outside the scope of his job for his blunder.

Another wrinkle is it may have to be the San Diego Chargers who must sue, because it is them, not the City that have a contractual relationship with the NFL. (Although the City could join the suit, if it owns Jack Murphy Stadium (n/k/a Qualcom, which I think they do). If San Diego wins its suit it can claim damages to those who were foreseeable victims, i.e. City of San Diego, J. Murphy Stadium, Avenger-in-Chief and Cronies (in their roles as fans, crazy persons, SARS members, and most importantly tailgaters).

Sincerely ,

Your Boy Blue
In-House Counsel for Pats Haters

We hope that this in some way answers your question, S.W. Avenger in Angaleez. It should be noted for the record, however, that all merits for the case will go out the window when we make The Little Hillbilly cry on Sunday evening. We'll have no cause upon conclusion of the final regular season game of 2008. It is always wise to have a contingency plan and we are thankful that you have brought it to our attention.

My hair's like the weather in San Diego....Sweet! And I'm better than John Elway.

Game Report: Charger Fan in Donkey Land

As I sit here in Donkey Land on the evening of the 21st. I am pleased with the outcome of the days events, and know I will sleep well tonight.

Cheerleaders...and an Antoine Cason pick 6

We showed up as we needed to and were the first team to beat the Bucs in their house all year. Not to mention we put up more points than the Bucs have given up since 1999.

We displayed what we knew to be under the strange costume we have worn for a good portion of the year. Today we took the opportunity to shed that costume and show who we really are. Opening up the offense from the get go is the way to play and what we must do moving forward if we are going to thrive.

As mentioned in the previous passage. LT would have a good game and run hard. That is what he did with 90 yrds on 21 carries. I believe that the numbers for Jackson were to be 7 catches for 112, he ended up with 7 for 111. And Gates would be more utilized, and he did just that with 2 TDs on the day. Rivers was the man among men today with 4TD passes, to leave himself short by only one to Mr. Fouts (33). With a few TD passes next week vs. the Donkeys he will set the all time CHARGERS record for TD passes in a season.

As the celebration of the statement we made in Tampa began, it quickly transitioned to the GO BUFFALO vibe. Here in Donkey land the Donkeys started off with a kick and a 13-0 lead, and the Bills were not looking like they were ready to play. Things quickly changed as Buffalo had a solid drive, to only get a field goal out of the deal. Then the decision of decisions occurred by ol Mike Chokenahan, with little time left in the half, they chose to attempt the long field goal, which was missed (Game changing Decision.) Buffalo took that opportunity to take the ball down the field and go into the half down 13-10 knowing they would get the ball back to start the 2nd half.

As the game neared its end with Buffalo up 7 Chokler tossed a pick that looked to end it, but then the almost unthinkable occurred again. A phantom flag/WHISTLE was on the field for a D line penalty giving the Donkey's the ball back. That left dreams of Ed running through my head. Yet the Donkey's, or should we take this opportunity to call them Jackasses, failed to convert, concluding what we have been talking about for weeks now.

Bad Voodoo

THE PLAYOFFS STARTING NEXT WEEK. (However there has been a slight flex scheduling adjustment)

When: December 28th

Where: San Diego (CA)

Site: THE MURPH (aka. Q)

Time: PRIME TIME Sunday Night Football 5pm pacific.

That is how it went down here in Jackass Land for this CHARGER FAN.

GO BOLTS!

CHARGER FAN IN DONKEY LAND

One-in-a-Row:Part II of a III Part Series

USD......Jesus is on our side...and by "our" I mean ALL of San Diego

It might be December but it sure is starting to feel like March Madness.

The Chargers face elimination on Sunday and must win to survive and advance. They/We are simultaneously hoping that a league rival will blow it thus leaving the door open for us to gain an automatic entry into the big tourney....we're like that miserable, generic Mid-Major conference team named Middle South Eastern State College of Tennessee who currently carries a 12-18 record but could actually make it into the Dance as the 65th seed by winning their conference tourney.

Meanwhile you have the Power Conference teams who sit on the bubble because even though their record is good....it's not good enough for their own league (See: New England Patriots). When their bubble bursts they'll scream bloody murder that the scourge of the earth made it to the tourney with such a shoddy record.....C'est la vie...Bahston Fahckah!

I can't say I've ever been so excited about the prospect of watching a morning game that we have no business winning in the EST zone then viewing and praying for a miracle flop in the afternoon by The Little Hillbilly all so we can have a chance at a December 28th showdown with the Donks for the AFC West Title.......One-in-a-Row, take two! Pure Madness!

Missed class....Don't tell mom...I'm also fucking the Face Painter

Donkey Update: "One-in-a-Row" part II

As we inch closer to this weekend's festivities, I can not begin to explain the random statements and comments that are flying around these parts.

There are actually interviews being conducted with Denver Donkey players talking about Super Bowl runs etc......Where do they get this ridiculous false sense of confidence?

After what unfolded last week when our CHARGERS (yes ugly, but still a W) pulled off the unthinkable with 1:13 remaining, the Donkeys then proceeded to fall apart in their afternoon game.

The most recent Buzz today was that they are not thinking about the Chargers, but only worrying about the Bills. I will take this opportunity to call BULLSHIT, to those statements. Deep down the Donkeys know that they were given more then a gift back in week 2 when ED
handed them a division win against our Chargers....

Ed "Oops, My Bad" Hochuli

I had the privilege of being alone to single handedly let 68,000+ fans know how bad that call was (superlative, superlative, superlative) and that the Chargers truly should have been given the win.

Then you have the broadcasters on the radio who don't buy into the false confidence the Donkeys are attempting to portray. Instead, what is being stated on the radio is more along the lines of: Who is going to show up week to week with the Donkeys? No one really knows.

Here is what we do know heading into this weekend. Donkeys have no tail back, and Jay Chokler is good for a minimum of 1 pick, but I can't shake this feeling that he has even more in him. Buffalo will be here in the weather they are used to, Frigid cold (Yes that was -4 on the dash). As of today the projected low for Sunday is -2 and may reach a balmy high of 17. This is NOT something that the Bills are unfamiliar with, so I enter this weekend very confident that the Bills will take care of business as they nearly did against the Jets last week.

Jay Chokler? I thought I was "Little Hillbilly"?

As we CHARGER fans enter the last days of the week before this large Tampa Bay outing, we can only be left to again ask the million dollar question. Why did we wait so long to open up our offense?

This is more than a must win for us! It is a statement game, to show that even with our many sub par performances thus far, we are a great team by beating a 9 and 5 Tampa team. I am confident that we will roll in there with something to prove. LT will have a great day rushing, while Vincent Jackson will have 7 catches for 112 yrds, and Gates will be more often utilized.

We all came together to WILL our CHARGERS to victory last week, and all of our heroics are again needed this weekend.

Men, lets come together in this time of need and again WILL our CHARGERS to the AFC WEST division decider in SAN DIEGO December 28th.

GO BOLTS!

CHARGER FAN IN DONKEY LAND

Damn Chargers!!!! We may well be damned...

We're half way there to our first "One-in-a row" completed in a three part series that is doing its best to make us want to abandon this Charger team that is by all accounts damned...

Who knows who the broadcast team was during our game but they made the most salient point of the day as we approached a go ahead score late in the 4th quarter...

"This team has no business being in this game"

We still almost gave it away though we snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. Any team with Norv at the helm may well be damned...

Little Hillbilly threw a pick...Carolina 10....Denver 10....half way there. Let us return from Bizarro Charger World...

Will The Greatest Collapse Begin Today?

Today begins the run of "One-In-A-Rows" needed to get the AFC West. By all accounts the Chargers should get the victory against a young Chiefs team despite playing at Arrowhead in December. Only Norv can destroy our chances...this face below = WE'RE FUCT!

Don't fuck this up Norv!

The Donks go to Carolina to face a devastating rushing attack that dismantled Tampa Bay. Donks don't have much of a rush defense and on offense they continue to lose RBs at an alarming rate....You cannot tell me that Tatum Bell, who was selling cell phones in a FUCKING shopping mall kiosk a few weeks back, is going to be an effective back in meaningful December NFL games!

That puts it all on...The Little Hillbilly...

My arm's stronger than Elway's...yeeeehaaaaa!

We like our chances to get one step closer to Denver committing the biggest collapse in NFL history.

Embedded In Donkey Territory

a scenic path for your Donkey to travel

I am behind enemy lines (Denver) and not reporting as I should be back to base.

Being in this location I am forced to listen to different sports radio stations. One in particular that I listen to is 104.3 The Fan.

I leave work the other night and flip the radio on to hear the crew on the Fan commenting on Norv. They are nominating him for quite possibly the worst coach in the history of the NFL. This because he was dealt a full house when given his position with the players he already had in place, and has seemed to find ways to lose based on play calls, etc... throughout the season.

This again was something that was stated by Donkey Country Radio Hosts. One of the guys is a real homer however and was chanting about the Donkeys going to the Super Bowl (yeah).

The other clown had the intelligence level to remind him that the Jackasses have lost to the Raiders, and the Chiefs and by no means are these last two games give always to Carolina and Buffalo before they need to come to SD for the beating they deserve....not to mention the one we already gave them in Denver (thanks Ed).

So in a nut shell we have some Donkey Radio Hosts that are not buying into the Jackass hype quite yet. Though our window is closing rapidly there is still hope and hope is all we need.

Even though we only beat the Haiders last week, which was no surprise, I saw the smiles and the confidence on the players that I have not seen in weeks, maybe not even this season.

That is the confidence we needed to push us the extra mile to win out and hope that the Donkeys show their true colors. Not only the Putrid Orange and Blue they wear, but Cutler tossing the ball to those in other jerseys.

a.k.a. little hillbilly

We must all come together in this time of need for the CHARGERS and become Carolina and Buffalo fans......the playoffs actually start:

Date: 12/28/2008

Time: 1:15pm

Location: The Murph (a.k.a. The Q)

Lets make this our first playoff game men.

KEEP THE FAITH.

Charger Fan in Donkey Land.

Thank You....New England Patriots:)

"Unfortunate Circumstances Have Rendered Us Reluctant Patriots"-The Avenger Billy Bardy

We received this text and it couldn't have rang more true: these haters had to embrace their mortal enemies on this Monday night. We were glad to see that the bludgeoning at the hands of the Lightning Bolts was enough to set those Pats straight. A Bronco loss we needed and a Bronco loss we got. Despite the disdain we direct towards New England this match up was a no- brainer in another way as well. We'll call it the "retarded little hillbilly factor". Look at this clown Cutler on The Best Damn Sports Show and his comments on Phillip Rivers:



I'd say that these comments make Cutler look like a tool.....but it's his haircut that takes care of that. That good ol' boy's gonna get wrecked on December 27th. That will be the game that decides who wins the AFC West with an 8-8 record. We'll take it if we can get it.

Patriots: We were glad to kick your ass so that it could help you beat the Donkeys....anytime!

In Politics:

Declare Yourself

The Founding Fathers are revered for their intellect and foresight. They warned us against the formation of factions (political parties) as being divisive......yet we fully endorse a two party system where election dialogue is only open between those with money......influence is bought up by the millions and the media covers it lock-stock.......

During the primaries there was only one candidate who ever discussed monetary policy, banking and the Fed, the IRS, and a shift from our current foreign policy which is driving our country into the ground. Yet, now when his concerns seem to be most validated there is no recognition of his ideas and we find that the train keeps a movin' unabated.....without questions from the media or any of the major talking heads.

Why have we no questions? Why have we submitted to this tyrannical rule of the ineffectual few?