Behind The Bad Hair CUTler

As Many of you have heard by now, there is a little ruffling of feathers going on here in Donkey Land.

actions only being comparable to one who played quarterback before him. That being The comments have gone as far as Chokler'sCryin Leaf. Yes, you heard me correctly, the despicable name of Leaf yet again has been muttered. However, I must say it truly sounds good when it is involving someone like Chokler, or should we return to his real name CUTler. For being the little bitch we all knew he is......we'll stick to the God given spelling: CUTler...and hope to see the axe get wielded.

Apparently Matt Cassel was the name McDaniels (Former and Current Cheater), coach of the Donkeys was after. CUTler getting word of this has taken a stand,

"They want me to come talk to them, but I am not going to."

What the hell is that! This is the NFL we are talking about, not the likes of Barbie's Big Adventure. These actions can only be described as mirroring that of a little girl. I am amazed that anyone is willing to put up with these actions. Crying CUTler will hopefully make this big enough to rid Charger Fans of our horrible memories of "Cryin Leaf".....we shall pass the baton to the Donkey Fans and "Crying CUTler".

One quote on the radio today pretty much summed it up. "Jay is a boy with a bad haircut, why would you expect anything less."

As this evening progressed a trade to Detroit is what is looking most realistic for CUTler. This will send CUTler and T.E. Scheffler to Detroit for something like a 4th round pick. Not sure what the Donkeys would really be getting in return, but that sounds about right, wouldn't you say.

Moving on the Sand Cassel now presiding in Kansas City. What Kansas City doesn't understand is that their quarterback is the least of their issues. They are the worst team in football, only behind the likes of the Detroit Lions. On the bright side, there is nothing like seeing a Hatriot twice a year, especially when that Sand Cassel will be washed away by the San Diego waves. I am looking forward to the BOLTS D taking their frustration and hatred out on this Hatriot as we give him a San Diego welcome next year when he arrives at Jack Murphy (Q).

What an eventful way for this March to begin.

Bulletin to AJ SMITH. We DO need a Hall of Fame Back.

Get LT's contract solidified and don't take a moment to allow our beloved BOLTS to deal with any more of this soap opera drama. Instead take care of what needs to be done!

That's what I have for now Chief.... will keep a close eye on the local news and look to contribute a bit more. Have not got into Spring Training yet, and will be dropping some emails on the Pads in the near future. Jake sure looked good today in the three innings he pitched.

Hope all is good there.

GO BOLTS / GO PADS

Charger Fan in Donkey Land
(sent Sunday Evening 3/1/09)

Matt Cassel Traded to the AFC West

USC's Matt Cassel, along with LB Mike Vrabel, have been shipped to the Kansas City Chiefs by the New England Patriots for a rack of ribs and presumably 2009 draft picks (2nd only?) ....

How does this affect the landscape of the AFC West? What about the Patriots now having the Bolts' 2nd rounder as well as the Chiefs'?

ESPN Reports...Click
Boston Globe Reports...Click
Crazy Patriot Fans React Comically...Click
Tom Brady destroys career (Thank You) with Giselle marriage...Click

Patriots 'Franchise' Cassel

It is our job to keep up with the goings-on of our competition and while the Steelers are the team that hoisted the trophy we mustn't forget the prospects of a New England team with a healthy Tom Brady at the helm....and don't forget the highest paid back up QB in history: Matt Cassel out of USC.

What does it mean to slap the non-exclusive franchise tag on a player? Excellent question...let's find out!

Click Here for link to Boston Globe article. Read below for the most relevant excerpt of article:

"If no market generates, the Patriots could have the most expensive backup in the NFL, paying Cassel more than Brady is scheduled to earn in 2009.

Brady, who is rehabilitating from a serious left knee injury that knocked him out of the 2008 season on the 15th offensive play, is due a base salary of $5 million and a bonus of $3 million. Brady's salary cap charge in 2009, due to the acceleration of past bonuses, is $14.6 million.

In the event a trade market does not develop, the Patriots would be tying up $29.2 million of their approximately $123 million salary cap on two players. That runs counter to the philosophy that has helped the Patriots thrive this decade, spreading the wealth to more players, and could handcuff other moves, such as signing nose tackle Vince Wilfork to an extension."

We read the above excerpt and found exactly what we wanted to hear....the Pats are doing something that does not jibe with past front office decision making....we likes! Belichick is no dope though, so we'll have to stay tuned.

Almost Masshole of the Week via USC

Matt Cassel's father died last Tuesday in San Bernardino yet he went out and shredded the Raiders on Sunday for 4 TDs in a 49-26 Patriot victory.

With a heavy heart and all due respect we award Matt Cassel, out of Southern Cal, the Almost Masshole of the Week. Our sincere condolences and thank you for embarrassing the Raiders.

After Tom Brady wend down in Week 1, we felt that the Patriots would still have a solid chance of going 10-6. Right now they sit at 9-5.