Chargers Post Game Press Conference

Wouldn't it be refreshing if Chargers Beat Writer, Kevin Acee, went on the warpath against Norv Turner's suspect play calling and game management? If only we were in Iraq... (actually...we are in Mess'O'Potamia aren't we?)...

Damn Chargers!!!! We may well be damned...

We're half way there to our first "One-in-a row" completed in a three part series that is doing its best to make us want to abandon this Charger team that is by all accounts damned...

Who knows who the broadcast team was during our game but they made the most salient point of the day as we approached a go ahead score late in the 4th quarter...

"This team has no business being in this game"

We still almost gave it away though we snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. Any team with Norv at the helm may well be damned...

Little Hillbilly threw a pick...Carolina 10....Denver 10....half way there. Let us return from Bizarro Charger World...

Will The Greatest Collapse Begin Today?

Today begins the run of "One-In-A-Rows" needed to get the AFC West. By all accounts the Chargers should get the victory against a young Chiefs team despite playing at Arrowhead in December. Only Norv can destroy our chances...this face below = WE'RE FUCT!

Don't fuck this up Norv!

The Donks go to Carolina to face a devastating rushing attack that dismantled Tampa Bay. Donks don't have much of a rush defense and on offense they continue to lose RBs at an alarming rate....You cannot tell me that Tatum Bell, who was selling cell phones in a FUCKING shopping mall kiosk a few weeks back, is going to be an effective back in meaningful December NFL games!

That puts it all on...The Little Hillbilly...

My arm's stronger than Elway's...yeeeehaaaaa!

We like our chances to get one step closer to Denver committing the biggest collapse in NFL history.

Belated Thoughts on Week 13

Adrian Peterson is the antithesis of a "Gaping V"...

...perhaps we shouldn't try and conjure the opposite nickname, as that which first "springs" to mind is a bit offensive, even for this locale. We'll just say, "He's a MAN...one who earns his paycheck each week, and it's good to see!"... this after having watched his Sunday night performance against the Bears.

Our "Gaping V" award will stay with Detroit Lions Safety, Daniel Bullocks, although we will award an Honorable Mention to Norv Turner...

Clarence Shelman... (Who? Exactly!)

and the Chargers Offense...

for their miserable performance against the visiting Falcons....

Additionally....

The Worst Play of the Week:

Jared Allen of the Vikings going from a more conventional mullet (and acceptable mullet if there is such a thing):

...to the god awful,

"I shaved my head but left a tuft in the back
because this is how we do it at Idaho"
Mullet

The more abbreviated label would be a Shavedskullet...we here at the Blog could not obtain an image of Allen sporting the new abomination so this reasonable facsimile from a reputable internet site will have to do...(yes, we combed the internet for this horrific picture...)

For more "affronts to humanity": Click Here.

Jared Allen beats out Plaxico Buress (amazingly) and gets our Worst Play of the Week.

Finally...

The "We Almost Got To Add Another Patriot To Our Blog Poll about Season Ending Injuries" goes to the big hit by Steeler Ryan Clark on Wes Welker last Sunday...



That hit was the perfect cap to a holiday weekend of giving thanks. Thank you Ryan Clark!