In Memoriam

Memo
To: America
From: Red Blooded Males
Re: Dancing With The Stars

WTF America? Julianne Hough is an amazing dancer! How could you have voted her off two weeks ago? She was technically superior despite that stiff of a partner/boyfriend, Chuck Wicks.... yet here I am, refusing to watch sports on Monday nights!

I'm done with you, voters of America! I'll wait for So You Think You Can Dance. In memoriam...

2009 Opening Day Part I

Sean M. Haffey/Union-Tribune
Dodgers 4 Padres 1

After the Padres hosted opening day at The Bark Park..... a game in which attendance records were set (45,496) thanks to The Park in the Park busting at the seams with cheap Dodger Fans.... a game in which we saw our Ace give up 4 runs and our "offensive" case of anemia carry over from 2008.... this fan visited his parents, put the game in the past, and watched women dance.

....and then receive judgement. Is this the sort of season we're in for (talking about Padres not DWTS)?

The Mope Is On The Block

Nearly 60 % of Bronco fans want Cutler to hit the skids and just shy of 10% could give two shits.

We're here to say that we voted, "don't care", but in the end, all that matters is what Bronco Owner Pat Bowlen thinks.....

"Numerous attempts to contact Jay Cutler in the last 10 days, both by head coach Josh McDaniels and myself, have been unsuccessful," Bowlen said in a statement. "A conversation with his agent earlier today clearly communicated and confirmed to us that Jay no longer has any desire to play for the Denver Broncos. We will begin discussions with other teams in an effort to accommodate his request to be traded."

-From The Denver Post
3/31/09

This is one of those moments where the wise counsel of a father is indispensable. Young Jay can respectfully look Pa Cutler in the eye and intently listen as Father compels him with the back of his hand to , "SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!"

Alas, father too, lacks the rationality that most sentient beings possess. That is bad for Cutler......here's to his shipment to Detroit along with the perfect accompanying soundtrack for him to listen to on his bus to nowhere (or Detroit).

Bowlen: Cutler is gone
[Denver Post-Mike Klis]

Comments any one? Post 'em if you got 'em! We're disappointed that McJayGate is going away. Cutler is righteous drama.

In other sporting news:
A young woman danced with the stars...