Friday, July 18, 2008

Evolution

My hate has evolved. As written earlier, I noted how the Patriots actually seemed to be an organization that did things "right". That notion began to disintegrate though as I watched the Patriots talk so much trash in the '06-'07 playoffs, the sort of trash they had previously condemned.

My hate was galvanized however when the SPYGATE story broke and it looked as though the "Genius" and "Zoolander" (creator of illegitimate children) might actually be frauds and worthy of Super Bowl Asterisks. My cause was also furthered when that piece of crap Moss actually began trying to play football because now he was "happy" and he was finally playing with a "great QB".
Moss: "Peyton Manning has his great receivers, why can't Tom Brady?"

A playoff loss, Ex-Raider piece of crap Moss, Ex-Charger douche bags like Harrison (HGH suspension) and Seau (lame retirement speech), Belechick arrogance, and finally SPYGATE would be enough to put any reasonable person over the edge in their hatred towards the Patriots. Just when I thought this though, the biggest strike against the Pats came thundering down...

We went to Foxboro for the 9/16/07 Charger game.....and met the morons who live there. That experience right there trumps any item off my laundry list of hate. They are the biggest clowns and will remain the impetus for my hate long after the likes of Belechick and the male model Brady have gone. All of these morons are part and parcel to "Red Sox Nation" as well, thus the dire need for an opposition party.....The Anti-Patriot League!

Any group, that is a part of the strange paradox that vocalizes homophobia at every turn yet also maintains the most bizarre man love towards Tom Brady (a.k.a. Zoolander) and how they each wish they had his life, must be opposed by any and all means necessary.

Oppose the invasion of "Red Sox Nation" into your baseball city and their accompaniment of "Sweet Caroline" singing "retahhhds". Don't sell your tickets to them!

Oppose by blacklisting any local bar that encourages patronage from any New England sports fan.

Oppose by actively hating the New England Patriots and their elitist sports writers and fan base.

Start your own chapter of The-Anti Patriot league!

...by any means necessary!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think a more appropriate name for your bunch would be the In-Justice Gang, or the Secret Society. Prominent members would be Lex Luthor, Gorilla Grodd, and Vandal Savage. Much more fitting I would think when opposing a class organization like the Patriots.