The Hand of God

Forget everything we preached about God being TOO busy for sporting events! God was at the Charger/Raider game and it has been confirmed....HE's a Bolt Backer!

Was there ever any doubt?

Lightning comes from the heavens.....

Raiders are degenerate scum who belong in a confessional....

It's a No Brainer! God was at the Oakland Coliseum Just like HE was at the '86 World Cup helping Maradona and Argentina defeat England (check out the World Cup coverage futbol fans). It had to be God in '86.....that little bastard's 5'3"tall......there's NO way he got up and hit that ball.....it was the hand of GOD! God revealed himself again on September 28th, 2008 A.D.



The 1st Act of God: HE mysteriously appeared and helped Marques Harris sack and strip Jamarcus Russell (a.k.a.-Fat Raider QB), and then inexplicably recover a fumble while laying on his back and Raiders piling on top of him. GOD, folks!

The 2nd Act of God: A play that simply has not been talked about but was SO critical. We'll call it "The Heel Tap From God". Right before the Raiders tied it up at 18 a piece late in the game they had an opportunity to actually push ahead with a TD. We saw Jamarcus Russell fire to an open zone at the goal line.....but nobody was there and it ricocheted incomplete. But then the replay....Zack Miller who had torched us earlier for a 63 yd TD on a go route was going across the middle uncovered and inexplicably tripped, unable to recover. The Raiders settled for a FG and the rest was history. GOD, folks!

This game was ripe with INEXPLICABLYness....umhum...

We'll never doubt his omniscience again. Foolish on our part, really. After all, the most famous play in the history of the NFL might very well be.....wait for it (sorry, I'm getting ready to watch Barney Stinson in H.I.M.Y.M)......"THE IMMACULATE RECEPTION".......against who else but the Raiders!. With a moniker like that we know GOD, not to be a Raider! (enjoy the footage)



We hate to harp on Antonio Cromartie but the guy is so whiny and he gets flagged WAY more than Jammer did a few years back......speaking of Jammer.....HE'S THE MAN! What a huge hit he made to break up that pass play in the 4th.

The Return of Stephen Cooper.....GOD is a Charger Fan!

Also Check out the logo for our Anti-Patriot themed T-shirt that will be on-sale during the Charger/Patriot game on October 12th---Actually you had no choice....It's huge!