Friday, September 26, 2008

Mr. Moss...Muggin for the Man

Moss.....WE REPEAT.....has not been arrested AGAIN for hitting a meter maid, like he did in 2002.

THIS MUGSHOT IS OLD NEWS.

He could next be charged with murder, though. Murder of a *Dynasty*! Will Moss continue the downward spiral that is his life? Hey, every one's happy when you're 16-0 and Zoolander is throwin' you passes. What about when a no namer (Scott Casell) fails to look your way?

Here are some observations from the Boston Globe following last week's "Bashing in the 'borough"....the "Rape at the Razor"....the......well, feel free to add your own moniker for the "Dolphin Debacle" of last week.

The above link is to a report card grade on the Patriot WRs which is Hilarious! Below, Dan Shaughnessy reports on Randy Moss' behavior during Dolphin game. We'll provide an excerpt for those of you who cannot adequately budget in the time to HATE the PATRIOTS:

THIS wasn't supposed to happen by Dan Shaughnessy


"There was another juicy subplot. As the Dolphins padded their lead, Randy Moss started to appear downright disinterested. Moss sat by himself at the end of the bench for a good portion of the time New England's offense was on the sideline. We worried Moss might go all Manny Ramirez on us."

"I don't really pay attention to that," said Cassel when asked about Moss's isolation pattern on the bench. "I didn't even notice the fact that he was anywhere other than on the bench."

Moss said all the right things after the game and would not be baited into any controversy.

"Next question," said the all-world wideout in response to a query about "adjusting" to a new quarterback (the brief exchange between Moss and a reporter did not appear on the official transcript released by the Patriots)

....Randy Moss being equated to Manny Ramirez! Not good. For those not in the loop, Manny Ramirez is the new age Benedict Arnold....traitor to the Red Sox cause...a complete "sand baggin' son of a bitch"....who incidentally will be a lot richer for it once he becomes a free agent at seasons end. MUERTE, lOS DODGERS, TAMBIEN!

Can't wait to see what Randy does next.

Will the team get dragged down with him?

3 comments:

AvengingJM said...

BTW....Those are very tiny asterisks next to the word *Dynasty*. Worth clarifying.

Also: What a travesty to ever "look disinterested" when making $8 million/year. Randy Moss... a real winner

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for randy... He is so misunderstood... as are most who can't express things in more than a monosyllabic fashion.... uhhhh.. next.... question.....

Anonymous said...

how are the padres doing?