Sunday, September 21, 2008

WE PREDICTED IT A YEAR AGO...IS NOW THE TIME THAT RANDY MOSS IMPLODES (and takes the Pats with him)?


As we sit here tracking the Patriots v Dolphins game on a crisp autumn day in Foxborough, MA, inbred capital of the Northeast, we note that Randall Moss has four catches and no TDs in the third quarter. The hapless Dolphins are handing it to the Cheatriots in a big way and one question comes to mind. Is this the week that Randy Moss shows his true colors?

It's a reasonable question, one that we proposed over a year ago when we saw that Moss was shipped to the Cheats from the Faders for an inconsequential 4th round draft choice. Everyone who ever watched Moss saw that he was a player more concerned with himself than with the idea of "team" as evidenced by him essentially taking three years off in a Raider uniform.

Well those fresh, rested legs served him well (ooppps...Ronnie Brown just scored his 4th TD of the day and the Cheats are down 13-35.....begin the countdown...and now it's 13-38...) because Tom Brady helped propel him into the record books with 23 TD grabs in the Cheats undefeated regular season run of 2007.

Let's not forget that it's much easier to go a game without being a target....when you're winning. But what happens when the record breaking receiver of 2007 is on a losing team which is not passing him a ball?

Will Randy throw his QB under the bus?

Will Moss SAY the RIGHT things even though he doesn't FEEL the RIGHT things or will he prove us wrong?

Final: Dolphins 38------Patriots 13*

Randy Moss: 4 receptions 25 yds 0 TDs......and last week versus the J-E-T-S...
2 receptions 22 yds 0 TDs......uh-ohhhh.....Doh!!!!

We''ll report back tomorrow with words of wisdom from Randy Moss

But in the meantime.......meter maids in Mass., beware!

Randy ain't happy!

*It's also worth mentioning that it was reported by Shannon Sharpe during halftime of the game that The Cheats "D" looked like it had lost its swagger....of course Sharpe sounds like he's choking on his tongue when he speaks so who knows if that's what he really said....although it would be a sound inference given a weak Dolphin team going for 38 pts while playing in Gillette Stadium, a.k.a., the "Razuh". Tough guys from New England call Gillette the Razor....very clever, no?

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