Friday, December 19, 2008

One-in-a-Row:Part II of a III Part Series


USD......Jesus is on our side...and by "our" I mean ALL of San Diego

It might be December but it sure is starting to feel like March Madness.

The Chargers face elimination on Sunday and must win to survive and advance. They/We are simultaneously hoping that a league rival will blow it thus leaving the door open for us to gain an automatic entry into the big tourney....we're like that miserable, generic Mid-Major conference team named Middle South Eastern State College of Tennessee who currently carries a 12-18 record but could actually make it into the Dance as the 65th seed by winning their conference tourney.

Meanwhile you have the Power Conference teams who sit on the bubble because even though their record is good....it's not good enough for their own league (See: New England Patriots). When their bubble bursts they'll scream bloody murder that the scourge of the earth made it to the tourney with such a shoddy record.....C'est la vie...Bahston Fahckah!

I can't say I've ever been so excited about the prospect of watching a morning game that we have no business winning in the EST zone then viewing and praying for a miracle flop in the afternoon by The Little Hillbilly all so we can have a chance at a December 28th showdown with the Donks for the AFC West Title.......One-in-a-Row, take two! Pure Madness!


Missed class....Don't tell mom...I'm also fucking the Face Painter

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude u obviously have way too much time on ur hands but I like it....keep it up

AvengingJM said...

...says the guy who just checked in at 11pm.

My insanity is preceded by excellent time management skills...that and my Fantasy Football League fell through this year.

I'm FUCT next season!

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