Eliminate Suffering Sayeth The Sages

The Sages say...

The Noble Eight Fold Path will lead you to self-awakening and liberation. Among these eight truths are: Right view; intention; speech; action; livelihood; effort; mindfulness; and concentration. Following this path will lead to the elimination of suffering....

What does this have to do with our game versus the Indianapolis Colts tomorrow night? Peyton Manning and the receiving corp? Bob Sanders and the speed rush?

Be mindful of what has brought you to this point. Reflect on your practice of Right Effort, Right Mindfulness and Right Concentration. Reflect on your path. Remember that the goal of a sports fan, like any human being, is to eliminate the suffering in one's life...

His Holiness and Ms. Alba.......We are grateful for your sage advice.

Hmmmm.....what does this all mean?