Sunday, October 19, 2008

From the Literal to the Figurative...

From last week's literal Killing of Bill:



To this week's much needed, figurative, killing of the the BILLS (tatanka):



The team from Orchard Park has the following:
  • A nice little record (4-1)
  • An O-Line that averages 332 lbs. per man and a good runner, Marshawn Lynch
  • A quarterback whose brains were scrambled like egg-whites by the AZ Cardinals
  • An injured DE and CB
  • Four Big Ghosts that haunt their Stadium and City
What does this mean for the Chargers?

We suggest the Egg-White omelet! Get after Trent Edwards and we should be o.k.. Easier said than done but we offer the following statistic:

The Chargers are 3rd in the league in Turnover differential (+4) and the Bills are approximately 27th (-4). We don't have time to break down film here, so we'll settle on that tidbit as turnovers are always a good indicator of who wins.

Come out strong with a Full Bucket of Passion, just like the Pats game! Attack through the air and get an early lead and we'll get the elusive Three Time Zone win. If we get down early we're FUCT!

Marshawn Lynch + Andre Giant type o-line = Long Day

Get the Fast start and we'll survive leg one of the Trip 'Round the World.

CHARGERS 29

BILLS 17


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