Sunday, November 23, 2008

"Charlie The Hut": Almost Masshole of the Week

(Fat Bastard was Scottish...Charlie Weiss is "Irish"...get it right, ya foockin' cunt!)

Last Week we discussed the possibility of a new award:

Which brings us to the Almost New Award that was to be issued this week:

~MASSHOLE OF THE WEEK~

This is an award given to the person from Massachusetts who either helps our teams in some way or who just dispels any well earned beliefs the country has about people from that state.

The inaugural prize was to go to Atlanta's Matt Ryan who nearly Quarterbacked the Falcons to a victory over the visiting Broncos thus helping the Charger cause...but blew it in the end. Matt Ryan, Boston College Alum, our Almost Masshole Of The Week!!!!


This Week we had former Patriot Offensive Coordinator and current Notre Dame Coach, Charlie Weiss, all lined up to take the award......it seemed fitting as we had a contingent of Avengers in South Bend on hand to see the Irish destroy the Orangemen (after destroying their livers):

(we ask for a picture during the game...we get the bar after the game)

---the story was writing itself and then the ticker read:

Syracuse 24__Notre Dame 23

Nobody can seem to lock up the coveted "Masshole of the Week" award so we reserve the right to change the name and parameters of the award to better serve our purpose, hence, the following new heading on the hardware...

~The Almost Masshole of the Week~

Way to go Masshole...the 2007-2008 Irish, have set a school record for most losses in a two season span....life time contract? Maybe the Notre Dame Board of Regents have been talking with the Chargers' front office...

"Charlie The Hut" is our Almost Masshole of the Week....

PS
Regardless, we're sure that the EastCoastRedNek, ME, and EZ had a memorable time.

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