New UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar or poorly tattooed, more steroid injected version of 1980s villain Ivan Drago? Drago was huge during his time and the natural progression would seem to be that of former NCAA wrestling champion Lesnar.
After landing a vicious donkey punch to the back of Randy Couture's ear he proceeded to mount Couture and land 71 consecutive hammer fists to his bald cauliflowered head, Lesnar appeared to be muttering the famous phrase from The Siberian Express...."If he dies...he dies..."
Lesnar is from South Dakota and anyone who has seen Fargo would be hard pressed to say that it wasn't filmed on location in Siberia...
In other UFC look alike news: We couldn't figure out whether Dustin Hazlett was going for the Karl Marx or Charles Darwin look...
The political right would be uneasy in either case but fight fans, on the other hand, were given a special treat... Hazlett broke off his opponent's arm and took it home as a trophy... it was painful yet beautiful to watch...
In other UFC look alike news: We couldn't figure out whether Dustin Hazlett was going for the Karl Marx or Charles Darwin look...
The political right would be uneasy in either case but fight fans, on the other hand, were given a special treat... Hazlett broke off his opponent's arm and took it home as a trophy... it was painful yet beautiful to watch...
Dustin Hazelett defeats Tamdan McCrory via Submission (Armbar) in Round One
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Cheers for the beers, Mark
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Cheers for the beers, Mark
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