Our Next "Gaping V" goes to...

This is Jermaine Gresham and he was catching balls for the Oklahoma Sooners on Saturday evening.

Height: 6-5

Weight: 264

Class: Junior

Position: TE

He is good at catching balls and it's not necessarily because his vagina is so big! Yes, Jermaine Gresham is the winner of this week's Gaping V.

We couldn't believe it when we saw this behemoth run out of bounds in the 1st quarter against a tiny Texas Tech corner....it was nearly as obscene as us having sat through the entirety of that back alley beat down. How could a guy his size not punish such a lilliputian corner?

We knew Gresham was big but we had to be precise so our research team went out and gathered the dirt... in addition to the height and weight we discovered that he is a highly rated TE for the 2009 draft....he also does not fancy himself a Gaping V-_-_-_-_-_....

How do we know?

Jermaine Gresham is a certified Bad Ass!

That's what his Facebook page says, anyway. In addition to his coursework in Sports and Recreation, this young Sooner has a PH.D in Badassology. Hey Jermaine, now you have another award to hang with the Doctorate framed in your dorm. Good luck explaining it.

PS

You're 264 lbs---blast the hell out of those little fellas! Keep it in bounds!
...and watch out for the University of Southern California.