When Choosing A Jersey...Use This Sound Strategy

The Charger Girls suggest that when choosing a replica Jersey you should make an investment that would be deemed wise. Questions to ask:

• Is this player "The Shit" or is this player "Just Shit"! (#31-CROMARTIE -Hate to bad mouth ...But?)
  
• Will he be a Free Agent next year? (#43-MR. SPROLES?)
  
• Is retirement on the horizon? (#21-LT and #76 Jamal Williams)
  
• Does he fit into the team's future? (#21-See LT and #56-Shawne Merriman)
  
• Does the # look cool? (#56-SM-It is the COOLEST looking # on a Jersey!)
  
• Is he likely to be arrested for DUI and consequently hammered by Goodell? (#83-Damn it Vincent!)
  
• Would you continue wearing it if he was playing for the rival Raiders or Patriots? (#37-Rodney Harrison and #55-Junior Seau....F-both of them!)
• Player is good. Has awesome name to say. Plays sparingly. Will he be around? (#11-Legedu Naane...AWESOME NAME!....and in checking the correct spelling I just found that we share the same birthday...#11 for me next season!)

These are the questions one must ask when pondering the purchase of a $300 Jersey. Who would have known that the most sound Jersey investment you could have made, back in the early '90s was that of long snapper David Binn? #50 has been here so long that he can lay claim to having played in the Chargers' only SuperBowl which also means he was on the field when the Chargers last defeated the Steelers during the playoffs. In addition the guy's hella cool...he golfs all day, drinks coffee at PRACTICE and dated Pam Anderson. In fact, Pam Anderson says, "All men are girls besides David Binn."

We're talking about practice...practice...PRACTICE...and everyone's seen my girl naked!

Fifteen years in the NFL = an excellent return on investment (and he re-signed through 2011). When using ROI solely as criteria for purchasing a player's Jersey there is really only one choice:

#5...Mr. Scifers will be here for at least 12 more years...technically, as a Greek God, he's immortal, so it could be even longer.....Your move.